Monthly Archives: July 2005

Two Brief Movie Reviews: The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou & Constantine

1. The Life Aquatic Pretty fucking funny, if you get it. If you don’t get it, then go watch videos of guys getting kicked in the nuts here. 2. Constantine Didn’t suck as much as I thought it would, but … Continue reading

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A really awesome mix CD I made

I’ve been slowly tweaking this playlist for a couple years, and I think that I now have the rockingest Southern underground metal playlist ever. If you like any of these bands, check out the others, especially ‘NOLA’ by Down. 1. … Continue reading

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An anniversary: August 7-11

The mountain pass of Thermopylae in northern Greece today is almost a mile wide between the ocean and the mountains of central Greece. In 480 B.C., however, the pass was so narrow, it was said that only two wagons could … Continue reading

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Something inspirational you don’t hear much

And I heard the voice of the Lord saying, “Whom shall I send, and who will go for us?” Then I said, “Here am I! Send me!” And He said, “Go, and say to this people: ‘Hear and hear, but … Continue reading

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A blog entry for those too simpleminded to appreciate the finely-honed wit of my other entry

BOOBIES HAHAHAAHAHAHAH YOUR MOM YOUR MOM HAS BOOBIES AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAISAKAKKEKEKEKEKEKEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111@Q@@!!@@22222222

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Kinda inspired

It’s been kinda a slow weekend. I mostly hung out with Chris, which usually gets me inspired about TEH INTARWEB! So, now that I have about 20 ideas for good blog updates, I’m going to the field all next week. … Continue reading

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Brief Movie Review: Land Of The Dead

FUCKIN WATCH IT ALREADY

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Hate group pickets military funerals

The Westboro Baptist Church of Kansas, an organization well known for picketing the funerals of gays killed in hate crimes and extremist preaching, has announced that it will begin picketing the funerals of American service members killed by IEDs in … Continue reading

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And one more thing

FOR THE LAST TIME, I’M NOT GAY. QUIT ADDING ME TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST, GAY ARMY GUYS.

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I just got back from work

I just got back from a range, I’m covered with sand, mildly heatstroked, and I don’t feel like posting shit. If you really cannot go a day without your fix of my rambling, please comment, and I might be a … Continue reading

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