Monthly Archives: October 2005

The Worst Drunk Ever

Lately, it seems I can’t hold my liquor like I could in my prime. On two separate occasions in the last few months, I have gotten so drunk I threw up, which, before I went to Afghanistan, I had only … Continue reading

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This entry guestwritten by a schizophrenic

LC=LEISURE CLASS LC=LOWER CLASSES LC=LOAD OF COME LC=LAME CHRIST LC=LITTLE CHILD LC=LOW CUNT LC=LAP CUNT LC=LAW AND CHEMISTRY (SOCIALISTS ADVICE – DO NOT TEACH) LC=LOCATE CLITORIS (FEMALE) IN THE SENSE OF PARLIAMENTARY LAW MALE MASTURBATION IS A MOTION THAT MUST … Continue reading

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I am a little amazed

Eighty-three people have viewed this thing in the last three days. It’s almost enough to inspire me to write something worth reading. I can’t even tell you what a great feeling it is to have fans (and I think I … Continue reading

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There are some people out there I need to choke

I mean, damn.

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What The Water Brought Me

I broke up with my last gf because the sex was so bad, but I felt bad about it–couldn’t stand to hurt her–and I prolonged the relationship for like a year while we were in therapy even though I just … Continue reading

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I think insanity is genetic

TheBaldImposter is me, teufelhunden25L is my brother: [00:01] TheBaldImposter: Damn [00:01] TheBaldImposter: I’m sending her a message right now [00:01] teufelhunden25L: hey tehre wannac yber.? [00:02] TheBaldImposter: HEY LADES [00:02] TheBaldImposter: R U HORNY [00:02] teufelhunden25L: SHOWIN LOVE [00:02] TheBaldImposter: … Continue reading

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I am cooler than you

I just thought you should know. Friday night I rode from Philadelphia’s “premier gentleman’s club” in a limo (with strippers, of course), to a box seat at the Flyers game, where I was provided with copious amounts of free beer. … Continue reading

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This Entry Guestwritten By T.S. Eliot

T.S. Eliot (1888–1965). The Waste Land. 1922. The Waste Land I. THE BURIAL OF THE DEAD APRIL is the cruellest month, breeding Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing Memory and desire, stirring Dull roots with spring rain. Winter kept … Continue reading

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The only method is discipline (aslub fuqet enthebut)

I’m going to be in Philadelphia with Chris over the 4-day. Um…yeah. That’s about it. How you doing?

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Computer broken

My computer is dead. So don’t expect me on here much. It’s too bad, because I was going to post a long blog about my weekend. I went with Jay to the Duke/Navy game in Durham, met up with Andrew, … Continue reading

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